(*Random 'threat' by Dave*)"I'll run over you in my batmobile"
"yeah, well I'll run over you in my.........................BIKE!" Ebs on running over Dave
(*Telling us about a bee*) "So, the bee were there, and I were waiting for it to buzz off" Alexea's pun
(*in a convo*) "shoot me with a large knife......I mean umm gun? Ebs' bro Graham
(*I'd just told Ebs what she missed at college-About james and Luke lobbing the ball around the common room*)
Ebs : frodo or james beter not have whacked u with their balls
Ebs : omg tha dun sound right . . .sorry
Me : lollllllllllllllllllllllllll
Marc: like ya dint mean that ^o)
Me : LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ebs : omg
Me : *quotes*
Ebs : i so didnt
Marc: cat gets whacked by lots of balls apparently
Me : lol
Ebs : lol
Ebs : luke dun mean it
Ebs : he has a lil prick =)) =))
Me : LOL
Me : as proven by me
Me : NO!! not proven!!
Me : OMG
Me : :$
Me : thas not the word I wanted
Ebs : omg
Ebs : OMFG
Ebs : what have u been up to?
Me : i meant that quote (*A previous quote I had said*)
Me : lol
Me : not ACTUAL anything
Marc: sure cat sure....
Ebs : yeah right catherine Quotes by both Ebs and Me.....we need to learn to think before we speak
"FUCK MY MONKEY!" Randomness by Dave
(*Me,Dan,and John on the way to my house*) "Have you got a toilet at your house?" Dan asking a stupid question
(*Talking about twins*) "How would you know which was which? By dick size. I wish I had a twin" Kayleigh on twins
Ebs : o. guess wha
Marc: umm. someone killed all the french :)
Ebs : nope
Ebs : I had sex with a frog
Ebs : I mean I seen a frog havin sex
Ebs's mistake
(*Listening to Queen*)"I hate Freddie Mercury. I wish he were dead" Jess on Freddie(If you're lacking in this knowledge too, he is dead)
(*To the tune of Robbie Williams - Angels*) "And through it all,she offers me protection, a blow job and erection!" Azzy B's version of Angels
(*goes up to someone*) "I'd be really offended if you don't buy me a drink" Stu to some person
"You split up all the questions.....that are already split up for you...." Morgan's weird comment on question
"Last time Rasheeda was on-time.......22/03..."
(*Dave makes funny noise*)
"Last time Dave was normal...........1992!" 'Mr' Simon
(*Sings in complete randomness*)"Ive got the brains of a rocking horse...." 'Mr' Simon
(*Working out Radius*)
"Is there an 'r' button on a calculator?" Alexea on raduis
(*talking about someone going for a piss*)"Shake more than 3 times, and it's wanking" Dean's words of wisdom
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